A Nervous Baboon

A Nervous Baboon owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Baboon carried a tomato that they sometimes drop. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A tomato being the chosen thing.

A Nervous Baboon desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.

A Nervous Baboon craved for a lava lamp that they liked to break. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was awesome. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.

A Nervous Baboon desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Nervous Baboon had a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.