A Dodgy Baboon

A Dodgy Baboon needed a stapler that they sometimes break. This seems an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

A Dodgy Baboon had a little monkey that they would often embrace. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

A Dodgy Baboon carried a spade to put up their bum. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it

A Dodgy Baboon needed a stapler to break. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Baboon often carried a custard pie that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Baboon desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It would have been a surprising action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.