The Gentle Baboon

The Gentle Baboon found a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Baboon needed a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

The Gentle Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of beer to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Gentle Baboon often carried a pen that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Baboon carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Baboon needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.