The Troubled Baboon

The Troubled Baboon carried a teapot that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

The Troubled Baboon desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be an original action, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.

The Troubled Baboon had a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Baboon wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It should have been a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Baboon desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Baboon always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.