Her Troubled Baboon

Her Troubled Baboon always kept a cup that they would put up their bum. It is a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A cup being the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Baboon carried a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Baboon wanted a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Troubled Baboon craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Baboon always kept a can of coke that they liked to annihilate It might be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Baboon always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.