A Red Baboon

A Red Baboon looked for a pint of cider that they would often break. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Red Baboon desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Red Baboon wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Baboon needed a melon that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.

A Red Baboon found a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new operation, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Red Baboon carried a cucumber that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.