The Boring Baboon

The Boring Baboon often carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Boring Baboon looked for a mug that they liked to hug. This could be considered a strange action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.

The Boring Baboon always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Boring Baboon desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Boring Baboon owned a melon that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Baboon carried a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was entertaining. A tomato would be the chosen thing.