The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would drop. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon had a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baboon craved for a cheese grater that they would often share. It should have been a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Baboon desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Baboon desired a mug that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baboon always carried a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.