Dodgy Baby

Dodgy Baby desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

Dodgy Baby often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A cheese grater being the chosen item.

Dodgy Baby found a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Baby found a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. It should be a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Baby carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Baby needed a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.