My Bum Loving Baby

My Bum Loving Baby craved for a hat that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Baby had a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Baby often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Baby carried a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. It should be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Baby desired a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.