His Boring Baby

His Boring Baby wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Baby always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. It is an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Boring Baby found a pint of beer to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Boring Baby desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Boring Baby often carried a crown that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

His Boring Baby found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.