My Yellow Baby

My Yellow Baby wanted a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A cup being the thing selected.

My Yellow Baby desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

My Yellow Baby searched for a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

My Yellow Baby wanted a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

My Yellow Baby wanted a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

My Yellow Baby owned a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.