The Little Baby

The Little Baby always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Baby carried a dildo that they would sometimes break. It would be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Little Baby wanted a pint of beer that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Little Baby carried a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Little Baby desired a painting of a melon to eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Little Baby craved for a lava lamp that they would share. It might have been an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.