Her Foolish Bear

Her Foolish Bear desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Foolish Bear wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Her Foolish Bear desired a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a wig being the item selected.

Her Foolish Bear wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Bear had a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Her Foolish Bear owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.