The Tired Bear

The Tired Bear often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Bear carried a chocolate bar that they would play with. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Tired Bear always kept a hat that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Bear found a big sponge to play with. It might have been a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Bear desperately craved for a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Tired Bear always kept a lava lamp that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.