The Grumpy Bear

The Grumpy Bear found a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Bear desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Bear desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It was a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Bear looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Bear looked for a condom that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Bear desperately craved for a melon that they liked to embrace. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A melon having that done to it