His Confused Bird

His Confused Bird often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

His Confused Bird needed a bat that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was entertaining. A bat being the thing selected.

His Confused Bird searched for a Harry Potter wand to break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Bird looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

His Confused Bird searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

His Confused Bird desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.