A Funny Bird

A Funny Bird craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Bird craved for a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It should have been a different operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Bird desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Bird found a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Bird always kept a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Bird desperately searched for a sword that they would demolish. It might have been a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.