Talented Bird

Talented Bird looked for a bottle of coke to eat. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Talented Bird craved for a porno magazine that they would share. It is a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Talented Bird desperately looked for a can of coke that they would worship. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Talented Bird always had with them a stapler that they sometimes embrace. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was stunning. A stapler was the chosen item.

Talented Bird needed a teapot to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Talented Bird owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.