Her Adventurous Bird

Her Adventurous Bird desperately looked for a bottle of wine to drop. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was fun. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Bird needed a pint of beer that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Bird needed a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Bird needed a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Adventurous Bird searched for a cheese grater that they liked to share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Bird desired a hat to hug. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat being the chosen thing.