My Bum Loving Bird

My Bum Loving Bird desperately needed a wig that they would throw. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Bird often carried a bag of poop that they would hug. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Bird craved for a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Bird owned a can of Tango that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

My Bum Loving Bird owned a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It was a new proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Bird owned a radiator that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.