The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird had a crown that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

The Fucking Bird owned a bag of poop to break. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Fucking Bird searched for a crown that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Bird searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Fucking Bird owned a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Bird had a computer that they would occasionally drop. It should be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.