The Big Bird

The Big Bird looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Big Bird desperately needed a computer that they liked to share. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Big Bird desperately searched for a melon to experiment on. It would be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Big Bird desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Bird found a sack of potatoes that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a new operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Big Bird found a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.