Her Unusual Bird

Her Unusual Bird owned a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Her Unusual Bird had a bag of flour that they would share. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Unusual Bird often carried a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

Her Unusual Bird desired a painting of a melon that they would often drop. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Bird always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Her Unusual Bird desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.