A Purple Builder

A Purple Builder wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Purple Builder always had with them a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Purple Builder desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke having that done to it

A Purple Builder wanted a spade that they liked to put up their bum. It is a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Builder needed a porno magazine that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Purple Builder searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. This seems a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.