A Famous Builder

A Famous Builder always kept a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Famous Builder searched for a ball that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

A Famous Builder always had with them a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Famous Builder had a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Builder wanted a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Builder often carried a porno magazine that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.