My Angry Builder

My Angry Builder looked for a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It might have been a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Angry Builder had a wig that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

My Angry Builder needed a cucumber that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A cucumber was the chosen thing.

My Angry Builder desperately needed a CD player that they would hug. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Builder desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Builder looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.