My Weary Cat

My Weary Cat always carried a wig that they would hug. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

My Weary Cat always carried a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Cat always carried a sword that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Cat carried a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig being the chosen thing.

My Weary Cat found a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

My Weary Cat owned a bag of poop that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it