The Crypting Cat

The Crypting Cat found a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Crypting Cat desperately looked for a set square that they liked to break. It was a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Cat desperately desired a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Cat carried a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Crypting Cat often carried a ball that they would often put on his head. It should have been a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Cat needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.