A Bum Loving Cat

A Bum Loving Cat found a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Cat desperately wanted a set square that they would hug. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Cat desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Cat always had with them a crown that they would rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Cat desperately searched for a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A wig is the item to select.

A Bum Loving Cat owned a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.