A Dodgy Cat

A Dodgy Cat often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been an original proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected it was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Cat always carried a pen that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be entertaining. A pen would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Cat needed a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Cat desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Cat often carried a wig that they sometimes share. It would be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Cat carried a bat that they would often smash. It was a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.