Her Confused Cat

Her Confused Cat always carried a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a ball of all things.

Her Confused Cat always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Cat owned a ball that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Cat desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Cat looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Cat always carried a cheese grater to share. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.