The Ugly Cat

The Ugly Cat desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Cat desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Cat craved for a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Cat looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Cat needed a computer that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Cat desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.