My Weary Cat

My Weary Cat desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

My Weary Cat looked for a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

My Weary Cat desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Cat looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was exciting. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

My Weary Cat always had with them a painting of a melon to break. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Weary Cat desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen item.