The Different Cat

The Different Cat always had with them a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It is a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

The Different Cat desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Different Cat desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Different Cat needed a pen to put up their bum. It is a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pen of all things.

The Different Cat carried a wig that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Cat desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It would be a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.