Their Boring Chimp

Their Boring Chimp often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Chimp desired a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Chimp found a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

Their Boring Chimp owned a rubber johnny to put on his head. It should have been an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Chimp owned a bag of flour that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Chimp often carried a CD player that they sometimes drop. It might be an odd thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.