His Handsome Chimp

His Handsome Chimp desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often drop. It is an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

His Handsome Chimp desperately craved for a pen that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

His Handsome Chimp desperately searched for a cucumber to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Chimp craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Chimp desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

His Handsome Chimp owned a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A computer would be the item that was chosen.