His Unusual Chimp

His Unusual Chimp looked for a can of Tango to put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Unusual Chimp always carried a condom that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Unusual Chimp craved for a melon that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

His Unusual Chimp had a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

His Unusual Chimp wanted a can of coke that they would drop. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Unusual Chimp always had with them a set square that they would worship. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square was the item that was opted for.