His Weary Chimp

His Weary Chimp desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

His Weary Chimp needed a sponge to rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

His Weary Chimp looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Weary Chimp desperately wanted a teapot to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Weary Chimp desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes smash. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Chimp looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.