His Chinese Chimp

His Chinese Chimp desired a spade to break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

His Chinese Chimp carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Chinese Chimp wanted a melon that they would play with. It would be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

His Chinese Chimp craved for a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

His Chinese Chimp desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

His Chinese Chimp desperately looked for a bag of poop to put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.