A Tired Chimp

A Tired Chimp craved for a dildo that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Chimp desperately desired a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Tired Chimp desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

A Tired Chimp found a hat that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.

A Tired Chimp desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken having that done to it

A Tired Chimp found a big sponge to demolish. It was a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.