Crazy Chimp

Crazy Chimp desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Crazy Chimp needed a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Crazy Chimp carried a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.

Crazy Chimp desperately searched for a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

Crazy Chimp looked for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Crazy Chimp often carried a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.