The Square Chimp

The Square Chimp always kept a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Chimp always carried a condom that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Square Chimp craved for a radiator that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Square Chimp craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

The Square Chimp desired a spade that they liked to throw. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Square Chimp desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes worship. It should have been a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to select.