My Talented Chimp

My Talented Chimp always carried a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

My Talented Chimp always had with them a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Talented Chimp always carried a melon that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Talented Chimp desired a ball that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Chimp wanted a can of coke that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. A can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Chimp desperately looked for a stretchman to experiment on. It should be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman having that done to it