The Energetic Chimp

The Energetic Chimp desired a dildo to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Chimp desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Energetic Chimp desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Chimp desperately desired a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Chimp desperately needed a crown to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a crown being the thing selected.

The Energetic Chimp wanted a mug that they would embrace. This seems a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.