The Jolly Chimp

The Jolly Chimp always had with them a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Jolly Chimp carried a set square that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Chimp always kept a big sponge to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Jolly Chimp always had with them a tomato that they liked to hug. It is an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Chimp wanted a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

The Jolly Chimp desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.