Her Ugly Chimp

Her Ugly Chimp always kept a condom that they would occasionally hug. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Chimp always kept a pen that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A pen being the item selected.

Her Ugly Chimp always kept a ball that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a ball being the thing opted for.

Her Ugly Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Chimp desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was epic. A set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Chimp always kept a set of lego that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.