The Foolish Cunt

The Foolish Cunt desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Cunt carried a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Cunt found a stretchman that they would occasionally break. This seems an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Cunt desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Cunt desperately needed a ball that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Foolish Cunt craved for a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.