My Beautiful Cunt

My Beautiful Cunt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to share. This is certainly an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

My Beautiful Cunt desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Cunt desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Cunt wanted a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Beautiful Cunt needed a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Cunt desired a ball that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.