His Lucky Cunt

His Lucky Cunt always kept a little monkey that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

His Lucky Cunt desired a set square that they liked to break. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer to break. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Lucky Cunt found a pen that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Cunt desperately searched for a radiator that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an odd action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Cunt desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It is a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.